Chang-Woo

Where do I even start? Chang-Woo is the best best BEST person in this world. I swear to God he can just make your heart explode by looking at you in the eye. You'll be the luckiest person if you can date Chang-Woo. Trust me, he'll make your life better, he'll make the world a better place, he'll make you the happiest person ever without even having to try. His hugs and kisses are the best, they make you feel so safe and you'd never want to leave him. If he became a kpop idol, he is going to seriously be the best kpop idol ever. His visuals is so so so so freaking good, he's an ulzzang but also daddy material. His IQ is just on point, his basketball skills is ACTUAL SKILLS, his dancing is just so perfect. Chang-Woo is a person who makes the statement "There's no such thing as a perfect person" false. I LOVE CHANG-WOO SO MUCH <3

I would pay Chang-Woo $5000 to just punch me in the face so I know I'm not dreaming whenever I see him

by Ethan.Nguyen September 4, 2019

Junkie Change

Junkie Change or Junky Change is a term used among many junkies and druggies in many places in Scotland to refer to the copious amounts of coins in another junkie's pocket that normally only amounts to something under £5. Generally composed of 1 pences, 2 pences, 5 pences, 10 and 20 pences, often just the change you get from buying something that doesn't round up to a whole price (ie. £9.99, £8.89, £4.52...).

1: "A need a pack a fags, am gettin shakes"
2: "Have ma junkie change, am no needin it"
1: "Pure pish whit am a gonnae get wi that!?"
A fight may or may not break out after this interaction, depends on how much scag is in the system of the junkies.

by Huffin' Deodorant February 3, 2018

change blindness

Change blindness is a psychological phenomenon that occurs when a change in a visual stimulus goes unnoticed by the observer. The reasons these changes usually remain unnoticed by the observer include obstructions in the visual field, eye movements, a change of location, or a lack of attention. The brain regions that have been observed as active during change blindness are the prefrontal lobe, the fusiform face area, the pulvinar, the cerebellum, the inferior temporal gyrus, the parietal lobe, and the frontal lobe.

For example, an individual fails to notice a difference between two images that are identical except for one difference. That is change Blindness.

by NextNapoleon September 17, 2013

Earl change

Ignorant, but popular Brooklyn dialect for an oil change

Mechanic at a gas station: ``Hey, did youse know youse is overdue for an earl change?''

by tirtle July 31, 2018

Oil Change

When you anoint someones head with motor oil.

1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.

by 400 Queseritos October 11, 2016

Keep the change

When you offer your friend a joint and they are allowed to smoke the rest of it.

“Hey can I hit that?”
“Sure! Keep the change”
“thanks bro!”

by crynne December 28, 2020

booty change

- a person whom leads a reckless sexual life and is viewed in their social circle as "Loose". A person whom has no respect for themselves sexually an has/had many partners. One whom may be viewed as "change" because they are spent sexually.
A.
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"Dude, I know your life has taken such a big turn. But that doesn't mean you have to be "booty change" just to feel needed.

by tangadreamssc July 3, 2009