by A FREAKING NACHO June 6, 2018

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face
by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)
Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.
by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018

don't feed the chicken burritos!
by Tonehzbaloneh. April 10, 2021

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.
Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito
Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito
Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito
by ThePurpleBurrito May 15, 2014

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

A Burrito Roll is when someone asks you to click on a link they sent you to watch a video about burritos, but you just get rickrolled instead.
“I can’t believe I I got a Burrito Roll, I thought Enna sent me the Breakfast Burrito song, but really it was Never Gonna Give You Up.”
by FireSpeaking June 24, 2021
