What time is it

The Question to the Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything, which is 42.

It was calculated by the super-computer known as Earth, after millions of years of evolution.

Quick discovery after the calculation was the Almighty Outcome. It happens when the Almighty Question is posed and the Almighty Answer is answered, and consists in smoking weed.
the Almighty Question: “What time is it”
the Almighty Answer: “4:20
the Almighty Outcome: “Let’s smoke some weed then”
(In the following example, “42” was translated to Earth language, which is “4:20”)
by Not Makar at all March 06, 2022
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Timed Release

Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2015
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time trauma

A term describing a distant trauma that causes a person to have significant problems managing time.
I have no recollection whatsoever of the specific time trauma that occurred but I do know it has repeatedly caused me to go down time rabbit holes that prevent me from getting anywhere on time!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2020
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Monkey Time

Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.
"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".
by IcelandBoy August 25, 2017
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hoe time

hoe time is at 3:04 am/pm when you flip your device upside down, so it spells out the word "hoe"
Friend 1: Hey man what time is it?
Friend 2: 3:04 pm
Friend 1: HOE TIME!!!
by bloody-hell August 16, 2016
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Lame Time

Lame Time regards NBA player Damian Lillard's inability to hit clutch shots and streaky shooting throughout games. Though having a plethora of game winning shots, Lillard has even more instances of choking, and his true shooting percentage in 4th quarters proves that.
Lame Time went 0-3 in the last two minutes of last night's game- that's why the Blazers lost.
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Naked Time

The time when you gotta shower after practice but you have a great time.
Derek: Hey Henry you know what a short practice means?
Henry: What?
Derek: EXTRA LONG NAKED TIME
by yahboyisnice August 24, 2015
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