Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.

Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.

by jacobraybans May 03, 2013

stalk booking

stalking via facebook; you've all done it. looking a little to hard for that sexy co-worker, or ex-whatever...

can't wait to start stalk booking these hotties.

by the real mr t. September 06, 2008

Book mining

Sophisticated-ly getting drunk out of your mind with classy individuals.

What are your plans for the weekend? Just book mining with George and Amal Clooney, you?

by Dr.Phils Mom June 02, 2018

Lurk Booking

the act of lurking on anyone on facebook

Guy 1: What are you doing on that computer?

Guy2: Just Lurk Booking!

Guy1: Lurker

by LittleBabyGuy March 29, 2010

Book Bunny

A girl who is typically very introverted and into secluded hobbies such as reading but also dedicate a large portion of their life and thoughts to sex. These girls tend to make good girlfriends because they want to stay at home and self indulge in their hobbies then ride you to completion. However, beware for they are still 'bunnies' and thirst for sex and are prone to cheating when emotionally unhappy.

My last girlfriend was a book bunny, she was perfectly content at home until she met a guy who catered only to her carnal desires.

by duckduckcat April 26, 2018

booked solid

Unavailable; having all appointments taken

We wanted to stay in the Palace Hotel during our stay in Parague, but it was booked solid.

by Englishaholic June 13, 2018

Book Fair

That one thing that schools do where nobody actually gets books, and everyone just gets a UV pen or something like that because usually all the books they have are shit.

Person 1: Hey dude what did you get at the book fair, I got an eraser that looks like a phone.
Person 2: Nice, I got a UV pen!

by pro urban May 09, 2022