vanilla steamer

Also a McDonald's "coffee beverage" tasting and presumably composed of roughly the same contents as the traditional on-yer-face kind.

Bob: "I ordered a McDonald's Vanilla Steamer, and it tasted like a vanilla steamer."

Tom: "Umm, duh?"

by andy497 November 28, 2007

Vanilla

To be amazing in every way possible. Also another way of saying Prime or Dope.

Dude I'm sooo Vanilla!

by thatkidyouprobablydontknow January 4, 2013

Vanilla Patch

Noun.

Blond pubic hair. Can also be white, light brown, or almost see through. Most natural blonds have a vanilla patch.

Is she a natural blonde? Ya man, she had a vanilla patch.

by kikokiko95 June 22, 2009

vanilla midget

Vanilla = Boring
Midget = Small

Used by the Legendary Kevin Nash to describe the oompa loompas Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Eddie Gurerro, ect.

Nash knew they would drive the fans away so heroically buried them for the good of the company.

Sadly the WWE started to push these losers and as a result ratings are in the gutter.

Eddy + Benoit = VANILLA MIDGETS!

by NashMark March 26, 2005

Vanilla-Face

A derogatory term to describe Anglo-Saxon individuals. Used by other people of Anglo-Saxon ethnicity pretending to be someone of a visible minority (e.g., Borat in his movie).

Anglo-Saxon 1: Hey Man!
Anglo-Saxon 2: What is up Vanilla-Face?
Anglo-Saxon 1: What did you call me!?
Anglo-Saxon 2: You heard me!!

by Kleiner96 July 9, 2010

vanilla sausage

A white mans penis is sometimes referred to as vanilla sausage

I love sucking my boyfriends vanilla sausage

by dcm999 January 7, 2014

Vanilla Nice

(N.) Vanilla Ice's 12 year old son he had during the making of Cool as Ice.

"I'd rather die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son..." Eminem

by G-Union November 26, 2003