The Waxy Jew Technique

The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.

"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"

by RastaShad June 22, 2016

The Gilmour Technique

A rampant, new sex position in which both parties place carrots in their buttholes before then doing the deed.

Lewis and Sam tried the Gilmour Technique last night, they said they loved it!

by Atomickitten15 July 5, 2018

the wahlstrom technique

When you are bad at super Mario maker

Dude you have the wahlstrom technique

by Gizmocow501 August 10, 2018

The Sailboat Technique

When an circumstanced male grips the tip of his foreskin, and the bottom of his ballsack and tugs in opposite direction, thus creating a triangle shape similar to the sail of a boat.

Dude bro 1: "My girlfriend caught me doing the sailboat technique, she hasn't talked to me in a week."
Dude bro 2: "Yarr, a captain always goes down with his ship.."

by drippy boy March 17, 2019

Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting

Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!

by pugsley89 September 14, 2019

hidden blade technique

Fat guy speciality..when having sex a fat guy that may seem to only have 5" may be hiding 2 or 3" in a layer of fat that only gets used during the thrust

She thought i only had 5". She wasnt ready for that hidden blade technique.

by Grimcrow November 20, 2019

Krolov’s Fumigation technique

A fart that moves up through your clothes and to your nose instantaneously

Alex: OMG bro I just farted. It left my butthole and hit my nostrils within a second.

Matt: Oh shit bro. I smell it too. You must be practicing Krolov’s Fumigation technique.

by CranberryJuicer March 10, 2020