Globe Tattoo

It is the WORST mobile broadband USB stick. It even illegally used Tonino Lamborghini's name to advertise this piece of sh*t. It's advertisements are deceptive. Don't use it, otherwise you'll regret it!

Guy 1: Awww! My Internet is slow again...
Guy 2: Dude! Are you using Globe Tattoo?!
Guy 1: Yeah...
Guy 2: Then throw that piece of trash and get a REAL broadband!

by THE_IDENTIFIER December 3, 2011

Lion tattoo

When you offer to show someone the "lion tattoo" you pull your pants down, bend over, and show them your butthole.

Me- Hey broseph, have can I show you my Lion tattoo?
Broseph- Heck yeah man! Show me!
Me- *pulls down pants*
Broseph- Aww gross, man!!!

by Southern Chef February 4, 2012

Glasgow Tattoo

The scars left after carving a design into your flesh with a knife or another sharp object.

While in prison, I used a shard of glass to give myself a Glasgow Tattoo.

by Autocide February 4, 2014

rawlings tattoo

The imprint of stitches from getting hit by a baseball.

Luke drank too much beer in the sun before his softball game and came home with a rawlings tattoo.

by Mack Donahue May 11, 2015

Whiskey Tattoo

A tattoo that looks amateurish, is poor quality, or appears to have been received while in prison and is commonly seen on white trash.

Check out that chick's whiskey tattoo. She should get that fixed by a real artist.

by Blaksnot Thundercheeks November 1, 2015

chocolate tattoo

The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.

I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.

by shidz December 14, 2015

barcode tattoo

Used by prisoners to identify those willing to partake in anal sex.

His barcode tattoo means he's up for some bum fun!

by who are ye? September 11, 2016