You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!
mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019
Get the flex tapemug. by TKOZZZ March 13, 2024
Get the brush, tuck, and tapemug. by Maddogg radio March 29, 2022
Get the make a tapemug. A way for ftm men to bind their chests. This tape is the same type of tape as KT tape which is used for physical injuries. Trans tape is more used to reduce the chest than fully compress it. Due to this, it doesn't work very well if ones chest is larger than a C cup.
by LizardInACan July 5, 2023
Get the Trans Tapemug. An adjective for a man that gets lots of chicks. Derives from a man with such a large penis that he has to tape it to his leg before he goes out.
by gogojuke June 18, 2017
Get the Tapesmug. This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔
Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.
by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020
Get the Flex tapemug. by Toonkiwi March 7, 2020
Get the Tapesmug.