The most awesome, perverted, and crazy group of men that have ever lived on this earth! They attract women by the hundreds in their glorious speedos. Every man wants to be like them and every women want to be fucked by one. They are coached by the most hardened swimming veterans. One said to be a man of steel, and the other a condor! These men are truly top dogs amoung society and will cut down any man who interfears with their fellow North Swimmer.

Bang-a-rang!
Rufio, Rufio, Ru-Fi-Oooo!!!
"The Council Rock North Men's Swim Team"- Badass Mo-Fo's that every women wants to fuck, and are truly the best of the best
by Italian Sausage 2011 March 1, 2012
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A phrase that teenage girls use on TikTok as an insult. It means you are immature. (In reality whoever uses this phrase is the immature and unfunny one).
A- I don’t want to wear makeup and paint my nails.
B- OMG you sound like you can’t swim
by ENDL3SS December 22, 2020
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If someone is trying to proove a point , but really has no idea what they are arguing , they might use this phrase "Do one legged ducks swim in circles?", it will throw the opposition for a while until the realise that no they dont , that would be stupid , thus is only good for short term evasion.

subject change is recommended before they realise :)
Fred:"so you actually understand quantum physics??"
Sam:"Does a duck with one leg swim in circles??"
Fred:"umm ??"
Sam:"look at the weather!!"
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much later ...
Fred :" hey wait a minute , no !!"
by Duck expert May 27, 2003
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Don't come at me asking me do you wanna fight if you cant fight.
Girl1: Ayee thot wanna fight...
Girl2: Don't jump in my water if you can't swim.........."
by LOL NIgger September 22, 2014
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A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009
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a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not
peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021
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Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.
Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019
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