When your gas meter is flat on "Empty", but you're still moving, unsure when you're going to run outta gas.
by a sarcastic kid January 06, 2009
1. The process of sucking fecal matter/butt milk/do-do butter out of another's anal cavity.
2. Sucking absolute/comlete ass at anything, particularly at sports.
2. Sucking absolute/comlete ass at anything, particularly at sports.
by Poo Nazi November 10, 2008
Term originated by bike mechanics, for the force of nature that causes small objects dropped in the vicinity of a refridgerator to be drawn underneath it, out of reach of human hands. Valuable items and irreplaceable mechanical parts are particularly prone to fridge suck.
Person #1: Can you hold on this vitally important bush while I grease up the flange? Don't drop it, it'll get caught in the fridge suck.
Person #2: Sure, I- Oh. Bugger. Did you see where it went?
Person #2: Sure, I- Oh. Bugger. Did you see where it went?
by greaseforbrains May 27, 2006
1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society or any attempts at talent.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
1. Goth: I suck at life i think ima cut myself.
2. Kid 1: I lost our group science project when i was buying crack.
Kid 2: Damn it! You suck at life.
2. Kid 1: I lost our group science project when i was buying crack.
Kid 2: Damn it! You suck at life.
by stupid May 31, 2004
Let's say you have a really HUGE cock and/or a very small girlfriend, and she has a hard time going down on your penis orally. Tell her to "suck it sideways"! This way, instead of getting stuck on your pecker head, she can suck you all the way down to your balls, and back again!
MAX JOHNSON: Swallow my cock bitch!
LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!
MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.
LIL': What do you mean?
MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.
LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.
MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!
LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?
MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!
LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!
MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.
LIL': What do you mean?
MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.
LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.
MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!
LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?
MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!
by Max Johnson aka Dirk Diggler aka John Holmes aka Roger Moore June 12, 2006
by DaMario May 05, 2004
The absolute worst thing ever, completely beyond bad, lower than horrible, and more crappy than explosive diarrhea
by Cataphract_40 November 18, 2003