Starfish

When women’s asshole is nice and tight , it looks like a fighting starfish.

As I had Christine laying on her back, knees up and pleasuring her orally , I could see the angry starfish stared at me for attention. So I then played with the starfish with my tongue.

by Good smile,,great fucker December 21, 2023

Starfishing

When you bounce one foot to the other repetitively while having diarrhea to the mouth.

Brandon was starfishing in front of us while at work.

by Aqudafina May 6, 2023

Starfishing

When your girlfriend in laying naked on her stomach with her legs and arms spread open while waiting on your little friend.

When I got home from work my girlfriend was in bed starfishing.

by BiggieSmallz! June 28, 2024

chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.

I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.

by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013

French starfish

When you and your partner spread your butt cheeks and touch anuses in a circular motion.

I walked in on my mom and dad doing the French starfish and was scarred for life. I can still smell it

by cdbruce August 19, 2023

exploding starfish

When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.

I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.

by Half Time July 19, 2021

Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"

"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."

by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025