Harry Squatter

When a morbidly obese individual bends over so much that you can see the parting of the hair on his asshole.

Hey Tommy, check out Harry Squatter over there!

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

squat

A short, broad person, though not a midget or dwarf. Squats have been described as resembling the way normal people look when reflected in car doors.

The squat strutted down the street leering at girls like he was God's gift to women, not realizing that they were all laughing at him.

by D.B. Echo March 21, 2005

Squatch

Derived from "sasquatch." Pretty much just a rugged ass man. As of right now the main example of a squatch is Rick Ross. Another term that describes squatch is the male version of "ratchet." Iced out, and tatted up individual.

"Damn check out Ross shirtless on BET!"
"Nigga's squatchin."

by SquatchZilla October 13, 2012

Hot Squat

A one-way trip to the electric chair.

Ted Bundy took the hot squat.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005

diddly-squat

a cuter way of saying f* sweet all nothing

when you father was an engineering student, and you are in a private high school and playing guitar in the music band, if you are not a talented a carrot in god's potato field, you have done diddly-squat with your private education.

by Sexydimma December 11, 2014

pew squatter

A stubborn A-hole in church who is sitting at the end of the pew and refuses to scoot down.

This pew squatter refuses to scoot down so we'll have to squeeze by him with our butts in his face. Stubborn A-hole.

by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015

cop a squat

verb: to squat in order to pee/shit on the ground outside when no bathroom is available; also known as "an adventure"

When we were at the park late last night, I had to cop a squat.

by BoltTheFish February 1, 2010