An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019
Get the spreading financialsmug. A word to describe someone. There isn’t an exact definition, but mainly used for weird and crazy people, mostttt people are Uneven and It’s an un describable word.
by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022
Get the Unevenly spreadmug. A highly advanced style of speaking in a Speech and Debate or Forensics League round. Mostly used in Policy debates, its main purpose is to attempt to make so many contentions or arguments that your opponents can't keep up. An adept spreader finds a balance between speed and comprehensibility. Those who cannot spread well often lose the round do to the judge not being able to understand the speaker because their speech becomes slurred. The name is a combination of speed and read which is a perfect way to describe it.
1NC: How could you drop their fifth contention?!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!
by codapepper March 14, 2016
Get the Spreadmug. A liquid spread is a moistening of the pants after a very aggressive flagilance It may also be described as a very intense feeling of a soon to come liquid spread Those who experience liquid spreads are predominantly male, with the legs, and may also show signs of deb complex
by Mike Hawk (Tonys Brother) April 2, 2019
Get the liquid spreadmug. A Burgerville Spread occurs when two people are Eiffel Towering another person. One of the two must pull out and ejaculate on the back of the middle person while the other urinates on them. After the fluids are present on the person’s back, the two others must use their penises to mix the two fluids, completing the Burgerville Spread.
by Dr. Gorilla MD September 14, 2022
Get the Burgerville Spreadmug. by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018
Get the Spread like Jiffmug. A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.
by theevanshow December 2, 2014
Get the french spreadmug.