slattershit

A shit that feels constipated but with enough pressure ends up being an explosion that can get pretty messy.

Friend: you don't look so good?
Me: yeah ngl just been the loo didn't end well
Friend: slattershit?
Me: you got it

by chigtourvine May 24, 2017

Spatton

Someone enormously fat and lies about people to make them feel bad about them.

They also are known for getting dogged by lesbians.

Sean got "spattoned" last week

by kularFN August 24, 2017

Splart

A liquidy substance that comes from the butt, also known as, a splattering poop fart. The act of splarting can happen most anywhere such as, but not limited to, the toilet, the bathtub, in your undies, while riding a bike, while skrskring, etc...

How many times do I have to Splart in your face before you realize you need Jesus?

by Frexj January 8, 2018

Splat the cat

The act of ejaculating on your girlfriend's cat as an act of retribution

I found out she cheated on me again with the water polo teacher, so I'm gonna splat the cat to get back at her.

by Waterbuffalo94 January 23, 2018

Splatfishing

When you put time into a female and get used to her face the way it is, then she takes her make up off and you feel like you even know her anymore.

The term is "Splatfishing" and used in reference to a female. "Yo dawg, you remember (insert any name). You know how we was talking for like six months and i took her out like 16 times, right? Well i finally got her to my house and was about to smash and she asked me where my hand towels were, so i go into the bathroom to show her and half her face is in sink and she looked up at me looking like the creature that grabs ppl feet at night." "Damn dawg, you got splatfished.."

by Mickmaster420 May 6, 2018

Splat

To Leak Seminal Fluids Spontaneously; Orgasm

Ahh...I'm Gonna Splat!

by J_S_Bjobs September 17, 2018

splart

When your pet farts and sploots at the same time.

My pupper Mikey, splarted the other day.

by fiddlebumper April 22, 2020