When the last belated dribbles of cum finally make it out of the urethra, and seal the tip of the penis, or otherwise. Can cause a slight sharp pain in the penis if not thwarted before urination.
Fred masturbated before bed, then later woke up to pee. He hadn't realized that he was sperm-sealed, and was painfully pulled from his drowsiness when nothing immediately came out.
by woodsy-likes-wood April 19, 2014
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Get the Sperm Whale mug.The act of ejaculating on your partner's back in a below freezing temperature environment. Whereupon the frozen semen is peeled off and fed to same partner.
"The wife and I are going ice fishing this weekend."
"Are you sure? It get's cold out there."
"Of course, mid-January is sperm chips season!"
"Are you sure? It get's cold out there."
"Of course, mid-January is sperm chips season!"
by Oh God, why? June 17, 2012
Get the Sperm Chips mug.A sperm sandwich is the act of a man ejaculating between a woman's tits and then eating it. (Spread is optional).
Man 1: Duuude I totally Sperm Sandwiched your sister last night.
Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.
Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard
Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.
Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.
Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard
Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.
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dylan: oh yea, it looks like she got leaked on by sperm spear.
dylan: oh yea, it looks like she got leaked on by sperm spear.
by jaco21 April 26, 2011
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