wasted a sperm cell

wasted sperm cell is an insult you can use on somebody to say that they are a worthless piece of s*it. but keep in mind this insult is so bad it got me suspended from school for 3 days

example: youre dad wasted a sperm cell

by Hitler.Sucks April 19, 2021

Sperm Donor

A man that fathers a child but basically doesn't do much else.

"Why don't you ask your husband to watch the kids for girls night out?" Girl #1 asks.

"Girl please. He aint no daddy, he's just a sperm donor. I'll see if I can get a sitter." Girl # 2 says.

by Bollywood Beast June 12, 2011

sperry's heel

The slight wound at the back of your heel caused by breaking in your new Sperry Topsiders

Bro 1: check my new Sperrys bro. pretty sick, right?
Bro 2: fuck yeah but what's with the band-aids? not frat.
Bro 1: they gave me bad Sperry's heel bro.
Bro 2: then stop buying cheap sperrys.

by BossHausMcgauss September 13, 2011

sperm

Street slang for penis pudding.

Sperm came out of my penis.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

sperm bank

A woman of loose morals, who engages in promiscuous sexual activity.

Oh man...Lucy is your sister-in-law? That chick is a walking sperm bank!

by antraeindubh March 31, 2004

sperm donor

1. A male figure who wants a child, has a child, then tries to deny the child to get out of paying child support.
2. A male figure whose child cannot stand him.

1. Kenny blackmailed her into having that baby, but he turned out to be nothing but a sperm donor.
2. She won't even refer to him as her father, she calls him sperm donor to his face.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

Sperm Whale

When you let a nose-pierced fatty suck your cock and just before you blow your load, you shove your dick up to the whore's nose hole and let loose. Then you watch as the sperm shoots out the whale's blow hole.

My fat neighbor kept on beggin' for some vitamin D and I hadn't nutted for quite some time, so I let the whale go down on Moby Dick. I filled the beasts nasal cavity with so much baby gravy, it shot out the whale's piercing hole and stained my rug! A new species of Sperm Whale has been discovered!....true story.

by Mud E. Worm May 3, 2010