Sneaky Ninja 

Have a friend hide in your closet before you bring a girl back. Turn off the lights before you start having sex with her. Before you finish, have your friend quietly come out of the closet and replace you. Then turn on the lights and yell 'SNEAKY NINJA BITCH!'

'dude, last night I totally sneaky ninja'd that bitch.'

'no way! what'd she do?'

'strangely, she was into it... she's fuckin wild man.'

Sneaky Ninja by couchVIP March 1, 2009

Sneaky Rafiki 

A sexual act involving the period blood of the ladyfriend you've been plowing being placed on her forehead using your thumb. It is directly followed by you gently calling her "Simba".

Guy 1: Dude I gave Jess a sneaky rafiki last night!

Guy 2: ...... That's fucked up man.. *gives huge high five*

Sneaky Rafiki by dirty old man dan April 24, 2014

sneaky burglar 

durring vaginal intercourse, without missing a beat ,ever so sneaky, being quite sly, initiate anal intercourse without arousing too much suspicion

opps !! im sorry honey i ddint know i went in thru the exit... ;) just call me a sneaky burglar

sneaky burglar by erockmurray July 12, 2006

Sneaky Uncle 

When a man is standing and has his back turned torwards you. You reach between his legs with your hand, and hit him in the balls.

Glenn had his back to me, so I gave him a sneaky uncle. He fell to the floor in pain.

Sneaky Uncle by Sneaky Uncle Glenn November 26, 2009

sneaky ricardo

When a guy inserts his penis into a sleeping girls vagina and she doesn't wake up.

Dude I was able to sneaky Ricardo that blonde from my physics class, It was great.

sneaky ricardo by Señor Cuevas November 16, 2014

Sneaky Salamander 

When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander!¨

1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!

Sneaky Salamander by Al Lahu Akbar June 20, 2016

Sneaky Snake 

A reference to a popular vine on youtube, in which a snake suddenly appears out of the sand, with a voice saying " I'm a sneaky snake" in a funny voice.

Did you see that vine with the "Sneaky Snake"? It was hilarious!

Sneaky Snake by McRaezy June 5, 2018