Oh shit-skis

Synonymous with saying "Oh well" as if to describe a feeling of defeat or rejection.

The airport withheld my luggage 3000 miles away and refuses to return it. Oh shit-skis.

by tylaarrr December 18, 2010

Jet ski

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound and simultaneously releasing one's bodily fluids all over the place. To mimic the rooster tail of a Jet ski.

Wouldn't you love to see Donald Trump Jet ski Michelle Obama.

by Slutbag69 January 3, 2017

ski pop

to ski pop- similiar to "derp".

to bop around doing random jests.

"look at Cheddy ski poppin' around"

"yah-shes such a derpster"

by youkilledkenny April 26, 2010

ski jump nose

A ski jump nose is the cutest looking sort of nose that has at least a slight inward curve to it (looks like a ski jump).

Greg: "Dude, Amy's got the cutest little ski jump nose ever!"

Mike: "Dag yo, Jessica's got one of those too!"

by Greg Cole April 20, 2005

three man skiing

The action of one person sitting in the middle of two erected males and imagining themself skiing down a fast twisty hill using the male's erections as ski poles.

Yesterday, it was cold out so we decided to do some three man skiing inside. After I hit a jump a couple of times, there wound up being an avalanche.

by Isa Cocks March 4, 2009

Nordic Ski Girls

The Nordic Ski team girls beat all the boys and they are wicked hot!! They are the hottest girls in school and they wear crazy SPANDEX!! All girls wish they could be as fast as they are and all guys wish they could get in their spandex!!

guy 1: Did you see those hot girls getting on that bus yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeahh, they looked hot in that spandex! damnnnn!! they nordic ski girls!

by jgj May 28, 2007

Ski Bunny Bummer

This exists when a female is seen in her ski/snowboard gear and appears to be really good looking. Later on in the lodge as she removes some layers you realize she's not as good looking as you thought.

See also "Ski Bunny Bummer."

You meet a hot bunny on the chairlift that can really shred and she invites you for a beer just for you to discover she's not so hot after all. This is where you can yell, "Ski Bunny Bummer!!!"

by Afeenom February 25, 2011