swallow spit

to makeout with.

Swallow spit with me then you will see me differently

by lalayouwantmah October 9, 2008

Scalloway

The most amazing place in the world... home to the interesting species of Kerry Petersons...

person A: so where you from?
person B: Scalloway
person A: Aaahh, scalloway, that's awesome...

by scallowaylover December 8, 2011

Hard Pill to Swallow

1. Something hard to accept. (eg. the ps3 was a flop, and that was a hard pill to swallow for Sony.)

2. A song by Blacklite District.

Jeez, that rejection was a hard pill to swallow.

by SkeletonGuy November 22, 2018

Shallow Water

When three or more men have are having an orgy, then one of them are on the verge of pissing them self's, so they eventually end up pissing in the other person's mouth or anus.

Person 1: Awwww, that's disgusting!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Someone just texted me and said that they caught them having an orgy, and one of them Shallow Watered one of them.
Person 2: What the hell? Who would.....awww man that's raunchy!
Person 1: I know right?!

by RaginCajun481 June 18, 2012

Skallywank

Someone who is grumpy because they haven't jerked off in a while.

Jimmy: "Damn, you're such a skallywank!"
Daniel: "It's because my right hand is broken!"

by hahalol8 January 12, 2013

swallow your crabs

no meaning... it just sounds really gross and awesome

hey.. alyssa called.. she wants to swallow your crabs

by random guy June 7, 2004

Shallow Ship

When your attraction to a romantic pairing is based solely on how pretty they look together/making out/getting it on.

Person: "...why is your desktop Adam Levine/Blake Shelton?"
Another Person: "They're too pretty to NOT shag. It's totally my favorite shallow ship."

by suicidallyreckless October 18, 2012