satellite

Someone who constantly follows you wherever you go

Ever since we started hanging out, Jane's been like my personal satellite, always trailing behind me wherever I go!

by Emotional Cruiser November 14, 2025

Siamese SeeSaw

When a girl lays down on a gym bench

1 guy sticks it in her ass and the other sticks it in her mouth and they jump up and down creating a seesaw effect

"yoo bro tryna hit a Siamese seesaw on this girl"
"Yea lemme get the front tho"

by Fezzzmannnn December 3, 2025

Satellite phone

that thing that will charge you 20$ for a 5 min phone call.

that satellite phone is draining my wallet!

by LTS Studio January 13, 2026

two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.

That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe

by SwagBadger August 28, 2012

16 seater limo

A limo that seats 16 people

That 16 seater limo surely won't seat 16 people

by Stomedy June 22, 2016

powell scates

A stupid cunt that is queerer than a 3 dollar bill with a dick the size nickel

You are such a Powell scates

by Pscates21 November 14, 2017

The Satellite Effect

When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.

Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...

P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“

P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”

by CJLT April 21, 2020