Shrinkadink

State of confusion; being in a situation that is out of the ordinary
(NOT to be mistaken for shrinky dink)

What the shrinkadink

by Takus April 29, 2025

Shrinkled

Shrunken and wrinkled

“Gee, that guy is shrinkled.”
“Yep. He is old shrivelled, wrinkled and shrunken.”

by Vee Mac May 24, 2025

aggravation shrinkage

A stressful, and often embarrasing condition, that may keep a man from being "all that he can be". While the condition may not completely keep a good man down, it usually diminishes his plentitude by a noticeable measure.

"Man, after the hassles at the airport and the hotel, I came down with some aggravation shrinkage, and I'm not sure she understood!! Things haven't been the same since".

by Lord Thunder December 23, 2010

boner shrinker

When someone in your group is no fun and tries to ruin the fun for the group.

We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.

by moabjen August 12, 2015

Exercise Shrinkage

When the male Penis shrinks due to Intense athletic work.

My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...

by Word assembly worker #45 June 7, 2018

shiitake shrinker

When in Japan and a females pulls out a large strap on in front of a man and his erection goes away completely (shrinking in size).

Oh man when I was in Japan this girl gave me a shiitake shrinker and I was ready to come home.

by Acidonym June 14, 2018

Gradual Shrinkage

A witty insult for when ones penis slowly and gradually gets soft, and can't keep a hard on. Typically used for embarrassing someone from the lack of erection for stimulating their partner.

Man, I can't believe you didn't get laid with that girl! You really missed your mark and showed her some gradual shrinkage.

by Lighty1800 July 4, 2022