Alejandro Salazar

He’s a homie for life. Amazing in bed and can do whatever he wants, he is perfect marriage material and is great in bed with a massive punisher. Also will be your best friend for the rest of your life

Alejandro Salazar please eat me out

by ChunkyAlbinoMonkey April 26, 2022

Hate-Shazam

When you hate a song so much that you Shazam it to hate it properly.

What is this evil autotuned abomination? It's so bad I'm gonna have to hate-shazam it.

by Petitebitch August 19, 2023

Pedro Salazar

The sexiest man alive. He pulls every woman. Without fail. Everyone loves him. He is strong and muscular. His best friend usually has the name of "Jasper". They are usually Mexican and live in Indiana. There other friends name are usually "Elliot" "Vincent".

Pedro Salazar is fine as fuck. I want him as my husband. His cute ass.

by Jasper Weaver April 30, 2024

ass kicking shazam

FUCKINNG REVOLUTIONARY AWESOME

Yo! That movie was ass kicking shazam

by SlimShadyPleaseStandUP February 25, 2013

the ole Shazam

The ole Shazam: This refers to when your friend talks dat shit and ya need a cool name for the ass whoopage you're about to bestow upon them so thanklessly

Nick was talking shit about Jeremiah's old girl and people still talk about The ole Shazam that went down that night that Jeremiah handed out tickets for

by Mista Phillie October 13, 2021

António de Oliveira Salazar

The dictator of Portugal from 1932 to 1968 and the founder of the corporatist Estado Novo regime. Before he became a dictator, he was an economic professor at the University of Coimbra.

Guy 1:What's your favorite Portuguese politician?
Guy 2:António de Oliveira Salazar, He is based as fuck

by GasparThalasso February 9, 2025