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Screen Shitting

Taking screenshots from snapchat while on the pooper.
Ashley, stop screen shitting. I know you're in the bathroom.
by cox-e December 15, 2014
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Rage shitting

When amber heard poops in your bed.
Looks like Amber was rage shitting again, this time she shit in the bed.
by A very rich widow May 7, 2022
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Drive by shitting

A quick number 2 stop while in "transit"...usually at somebody else's place or public washroom. The sole purpose of the quick stop is to handle your "business" and bounce as soon as finished!

Drive by shitting, also drive by two'ing
I'm tired of Stephanie drive by shitting at my spot...damn she lives 5 minutes away from me! wtf!? Next time she stops by, I'll hide the toilet paper...
by S-touch August 28, 2010
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Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.
Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!
by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018
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Shitting Rainbows

The act of bullshitting ones self into a state of delusionary happiness about absolutely nothing, nothing in perticular, or complete nonsence.
Most commonly done during idle afternoons, boring nights when nothing's happening, or as an absurd attempt to find a bright side in a situation from hell.
Patient: So my cat died, my parents are in jail, and my girlfriend is pregnant again, and I'm celibate! What can I do about all this stress?
Shrink: In my professional opinion, all I can really suggest is that you start shitting rainbows.
by 7| Leif March 15, 2009
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Drunk shitting

Guy1 "Dude Joey was drunk shitting last night at the party"
Guy2 "Uhh, that's nasty"
by lulz171 July 12, 2011
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Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.
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