slimy shithead

n. one who inserts dildos into peanutbutter

2) a ridiculous person

Fuck you to whoever was a big enough asshole to fuck with my food. I don't at all think it's funny and you're slimy shitheads. You're ridiculous people.

by Chaseface April 23, 2005

shilling shitter

n.

1. Describes an individual who is a spendthrift, yet stingy where it counts.

1. "Did you see that dickhead? $50 bill and he didn't even leave a tip, the cocksucking shilling shitter!"

by ukilledthecat July 28, 2007

Chuck Shitter

A person who consistently leaves random and uesless items in your personal space.

You Chuck Shitter!

by Chuck Cole: Retarded Cool Dude September 30, 2008

Shitter

Somebody who is a coward, a wimp. He or she is so afraid that they have no control "metaphorically" of their bowel movements.

He was so scared he shit in his pants, that guy's a right shitter! You can smell it from here, that guy's shitting himself, what a shitter!

by teknonutter July 1, 2005

shower shitter

a person who excretes fecal matter in a shower rather than a toilet

abbreviation - SS

MAN!!! Ashley Davis is one great shower shitter!!!

by Brittany Reed October 12, 2003

Shitter

large, stankin, nasty-ass, military helicopter manufactured by sikorsky aeronautics. it will take your manhood and your youth.

daggett: damn, that fucking shitter is broken again.
smith: well, im not going to fix it, bitch.

by matt smith June 23, 2004

phantom shitter

Mysterious beings responsible for shitting in random places. Phantom shitters start out as people who experiment with shitting beside toilets in their local wal-marts. The phantom shitter finds this to be thrilling, and quickly migrates to better shitting grounds.

A phantom shitter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.

Once a phantom shitter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin shitting on shopping mall floors.

Clever phantom shitters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. This gives them access to shitting locations like no other. Cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.

guy: I found a pile of green shit in the center of a clothing ring at JC penny.

guy2: phantom shitter strikes again!

by PooMasterFlash October 28, 2008