soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

Turtle Shell

When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.

Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.

by Dr.EvilRaj July 27, 2018

flying shell

When a Raven swoops in and grabs a turtle. Then the Raven takes the turtle back to it's nest and uses the turtle as a sex slave.

I just pulled a flying shell on another one.

by GoldenGamer6 November 19, 2017

Shell-puppy

Is a pet turtle that one treats like a puppy or it acts as a puppy on its own.

Hey Carol, look at my new shell-puppy isnt he cute.

by SavageRedQueen81669 February 18, 2021

Artillery Shell

When taking weed gummies, you consume multiple gummies spaced 10 or so minutes apart, so they all hit in a row like artillery shells

Dude, Kevin took an artillery shell last night. He was fried for several fucking hours

by tann+adam July 27, 2025

shelling knife

A knife used to remove meat from shellfish.

Don't throw that shelling knife overboard it's the last one.

by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023

Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.

"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."

by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015