Selfie

1: you taking a picture of yourself because 1) your a loner or 2) your bored

2: The most annoying song made besides Justin biebers, "Baby"

1: SELFIE! (Takes picture of self)

2: guy 1: Would you rather listen to Selfie or Baby for the rest of you life

Guy 2: i would rathe die.

by ANØNYMØUS November 1, 2015

Sandor Selfie

Taking a picture of someone’s penis without them knowing.

If you don’t give me 10 dollars, I’ll send everyone that Sandor selfie I took of you.

by Badkarma1277 February 6, 2024

social selfie

( to be abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie one specifically takes of themselves in order to put it on their social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.

Since I don't use social media all that much I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art.

by Sexydimma October 14, 2014

Selfie kink

People who love receiving selfies at night

Alistair defo has a selfie kink

by Rattus5 November 8, 2021

Selfie roadhead

Jerking off while driving

Man I was so bored on my drive that I gave myself some selfie roadhead.

by Molotov13 August 3, 2016

Mumbai Selfie

The act of taking a selfie while engaged in something that results in your own death. Doing something so utterly careless, stupid, and devoid of common sense that the government has to create a law to outlaw it.

You see George over their taking a selfie on the railroad tracks? Yeah, he's about to get a Mumbai Selfie.

by agenttexx December 28, 2018

Selfie

The act of jerking off to pictures of yourself or a mirror.

I saw Dave walk into the bathroom an hour ago with nothing but a shaving mirror, I think he's pulling a selfie.

by datboimang April 7, 2017