scone

An older woman who you would like to fuck, aka MILF. The hot mother of a biscuit.

I'd like to eat that scone's biscuit!
If that scone was a biscuit, I'd spread my butter all over her backside.

by wehrlock December 23, 2004

Scones

Verb meaning to go, leave, or escape promptly. Usually issued as a verbal command when either (1) there is a small timeframe available to perform the action, or (2) the speaker has an insatiable urge to perform the action.

Originated from the often quickly pronounced phrase, "Let's go" as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, "Ts'go". This verbal mispronunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, "Scones". Historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by Amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.

Regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age Americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.

College bro: "Dude! The bonfire starts in 30 minutes! Scones!"

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College kid 1: "Whoa, is that Dave Matthews?!"
College kid 2: "It is! Hes about to leave on his bicycle!"
College kid 1: "Shit we have to meet him! Scones before its too late!"

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Bro to bro: "Scones mah bones, bro!"

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Black guy in a hurry: "Oh shit da cops, scones! Help me wit dis plasma screen!"

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Asian kid trying to be cool: "Scones man!"
Bro who snowboards a lot: "Dude..."

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The South Carolina government in 1860: "Scones!"

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by Evil Cankles December 2, 2010

stoned

when smoked it 2 times the gravity newton .

get the fuck out of my porch

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

scone

1. a scone is a triangular shaped biscuit usually baked on a pan or cooked on a griddle deriving from the Dutch word 'schoon' meaning light bread from the 17th century or the 1600's

2. source of infinite power normally disguised as a triangular shaped pastry.

1. Scones are yummy!

2. Hail to the scones.

by Sconeboy December 20, 2003

Sconehead

Someone who just don't fit in anywhere.

Omg what a sconehead!!

by Jules4u April 18, 2011

sconerism

someone who does not have any pupic hairs in there tenage years

if you did not have any pubes you suffer from sconerism

by woza March 11, 2007

Sconced

to be really, really fucking high.

Dude! Last night I was so sconced I watched Dora the Explorer for 4 hours!

by TheGanjMaster April 3, 2010