One who craves the "D" to such an extent that one will forgo all other worldly pleasures just for a cheap or more likely faked orgasm, which, based on the amount of easy men, it will most likely be option B. For all those who identify with the term "shlongwhipped" please check yourself to the second level of hell there your fellow sisters will be waiting with open arms and a feed of Anthony Weiner's twitter account.
Girl 1: OMG that damn girl dissed me AGAIN!! All because she finally got some, and won't leave his side!
Girl 2: you should have known better, that bitch be schlongwhipped.
Girl 2: you should have known better, that bitch be schlongwhipped.
by Kairiqu May 22, 2013
Get the Schlongwhipped mug.Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.
The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.
Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.
Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
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Get the schmang bob mug.Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
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