roasted fish

A combination of "roast beef" and "Fillet o Fish," describing a generally unattractive female vagina, with sloppy labia and hairiness.

Damiana has one nasty roasted fish.

by Lasia October 22, 2009

pig roast

Find a porker in the club to take home then stuff an apple in her mouth and proceed to fuck her from behind while spinning her on your cock like you are roasting her.

Yo dawg I took this porker home from the club stuffed an apple in her mouth and pig roasted dat biatch.

by Grime Time April 25, 2008

Roast Beef

When a womens pussy is over-worked, has sex too much or pleasures herself all the time, causing her pussy lips to sag and look like roast beef. Kinda looks like beef u would get in a quiznos sub.

Damn, your moms pussy is so saggy, it looks like roast beef.

by Hardcore Fob February 15, 2007

Roast Donkey

A sexual exploit which is an hybrid of spit roasting and the donkey punch, or atomic donkey punch. At the point of climax the male at the mouth end of the male/female subject of the act withdraws, administers the blow the the back of the head/neck so that the subject passes out and the male at the rear finishes the job as with any usual donkey punch.

Guy 1: Quick, I'm going to splurge. Hurry up and boff her round the head so I can cook her a Roast Donkey.
Guy 2: Ok.
Guy 3/Woman 1: Huh?
Guy 2 swiftly beats Guy 3/Woman 1 over back of head/neck so as to knock them out.
Guy 1 shoots load.

by Chuckie Dizzle August 14, 2008

roast chicken

The origins of the roast chicken are mysterious and unknown. Little of what is known, however, is drawn from Kamal's lower abdominal region. As one ingests vast quantities of food, the "roast chicken" may begin to appear more portly. If the roast chicken becomes too large it may become unstable, and cause the host to implode.

For the term of its life, however, the Roast Chicken remains a constant source of hilarity, wherever it goes. Do not be fooled by imposters of this phenomenon. There have been recent citings, but few have actually seen the REAL roast chicken. Examples of these imposters are, fat people, fast food employees, REAL roasted chickens, preggers and Dave.

"Kamal, can i rub up against your roast chicken?" or "Kamal's bustin quite the roast chicken!"

by nerdia January 11, 2008

Pot roast

To describe a fat girl whose skin engulfs the straps of here clothing, like a pot roast engulfs the string it is bound with.

"Who's this nasty-looking pot roast girl walking down the street?"

by Julian Hamilton February 12, 2006

Roast Beef

Loose Nasty ass pussy that is RED and RAW

i was getin a lap dance from Sarah and she put her nasty roast beef in my face

by Evan June 10, 2004