Retard

Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.

Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?

by Blubid April 20, 2008

Retard

Ian Gully

Ian Gully is such a Retard. He ruins everybodys day buy butting in their conversation

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

Retard

My dumbass math professor.

Hey look at that RETARD teaching class!

by DarthyTheVader December 3, 2018

Retard

A boy Named Kristian Morgan,He has no friends and is Married to Issabell drake.

kristian morgan is a retard

by Beky Boo July 12, 2017

Retard

The retard above and below this definition.

“Look at the retards who are above and below that one comment!” Said a retard

by AnOnYmOoouS October 28, 2018

Retarded

The person who just looked for this word in Urban Dictionary.

If ure readin' dis u retarded

by A normal person in a planet March 5, 2019

Retard

Not to be confused with "Mental Disabilities". The term "Retard" is used when someone should know something is a bad idea or dumb but continues to proceed with the action anyway.

No longer should be associated with the archaic definition of "Retard".

Person 1: You willingly ate something that is meant to clean things? Why?
Person 2: I watched someone else do it.
Person 1: You are retarded.

by NylithRyze August 1, 2018