My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022

Nothing really matters

When it comes to breaking a trust…
Nothing really matters…
When you communicate with cunning people they can brain wash your head … and that when you change your behavior… so not everyone is good though they are good professional.. keep your heart guarded …. Else nothing really matters!!!

Nothing really matters when you handshake an wicked…. It’s going to be disastrous day down the line

by Nothingreallymatters_88 December 19, 2021

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid

A line spoken by The Narrator/Kevan Brighting In the Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe if you stay in the broom closet long enough

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, He Probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.

by Stanley-P July 7, 2024

sincerely really

The way little kids say seriously

Makai:omg Zaia look my mommy let me paint my nails!
Zaia: sincerely really?!
Makai:Yes sincerely really!

by Ewwtre August 27, 2021

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Honestly Really Serious

when you are being serious but nobody believes you

nah i’m being honestly really serious

by scooby shnacks August 4, 2019