Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.

"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."

by Jimothy Longmont January 30, 2024

Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.

"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."

by Jimothy Longmont January 30, 2024

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

Virtual Reality

It's Reality But Virtual

I am gonna go play in Virtual Reality!

by ZeGuyFromRobloxCalledNo_micGUy April 10, 2023

Reality

Reality is an illusion and a illusion is reality

Person1: hi whats reality
Person2:idek

by slimshady6ix9ine October 25, 2019

The Degree of Reality

the amount, level, or extent to which something is real

What's the degree of reality of that reflection bruh – how real is that reflection in comparison to which it's reflecting?

by ElliotMcvey November 15, 2020

Argumentative reality

For people that live together- one who watches the news vs one who has their own thoughts and does NOT believe ANYTHING he reads or sees

we are ALL living in an argumentative reality!

by dRSOLE January 3, 2021