Rosenberg rash

You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.

The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.

“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”

by svinaktig July 6, 2021

Rash

Being a bitch and complaining about urethane and water bottles.

Urethane is cool, stop being such a rash.

by RotoGripsME September 2, 2025

Rash

An irritation on the skin which induces either a burning or itching sensation.

A rash Something you'd have if you're name is kooper

by wankydanky September 18, 2020

jab rash

When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.

One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."

by herumgirl November 23, 2013

Bully Rash

A rash, or similar skin disorder which occurs due to the stress of being bullied by your co-workers.

Veronica's skin complaint was due to her boss constantly undermining her work, talking over her when she is giving presentations, and burning her on the sly with lit cigarettes whilst calling her worthless. It is definitely a Bully Rash.

by Grifty May 20, 2011

Bear Hair Rash

Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.

I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.

by Akrikaaners August 6, 2023

Rashed

So hot and sexy loved by everyone respects everyone and has a king personality

Rashed is so hot

by Dodnsb wujbsss November 23, 2021