Punching Chilli

1) An excessive moment of self sabotage

2) An act of self 'meat'alation

"No need to punch your chilli, now you look like you're covered in shit"

"Steve you're really punching chilli here"

by Lt Cdr Data March 18, 2024

Pulching

Putting mulch residue on your balls and having a girl lick it off.

My girl was pulching me the other night, it was crazy

by anonymous April 3, 2024

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024

Potching

Welsh slang- To cheat/ have an affair

I heard Dylan was caught potching with Megan last night.

by Rld9493 April 29, 2024

Poaching

Is a morally questionable seduction strategy, where a man pretends to be gay to get women attracted to him, and then pretends to be bisexual to fuck his "besties". Most effective on blonde white women.

Dale: weve been besties for a long time now, but I think your making me question my gayness

Jaquelyn: ohmagaw that's soooo fuckin hawt breed me now
Dale: (internally) "poaching is amazing"

by Gordenmastur May 19, 2024

Punching that Josh

To take a massive hit of a blunt

“damn that’s half the blunt, you was PUNCHING THAT JOSH”

by Fukin Normie June 2, 2024

Punching Bag Fallacy

A close relative of the Straw Man, but with a key difference: it distorts or oversimplifies an opponent's argument not just to make it easier to attack, but by leveraging supposed juridical, hegemonic, or moral authority to legitimize the distortion. You create a weak, fake version of the argument (the "punching bag") that aligns with established power structures, then beat it down while claiming you're upholding law, order, or mainstream morality. It's a Straw Man with a badge and a gavel.

Example: "Arguing for police reform, you say 'We need greater accountability.' The opponent commits the Punching Bag Fallacy: 'So you want to defund the police and let criminals run wild, creating chaos in our streets!' They've twisted 'accountability' into 'anarchy,' using the hegemonic fear of crime to justify attacking a position you never held."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026