vaginal pudding

One of the most disgusting concepts current known by science.
1. A pudding made from raw vagina
2. A pudding made from vaginal secretions.

Makes a good shock screename.

1. I would rather eat some vaginal pudding

2. Her face looks like vaginal pudding.

by Nigroson August 26, 2006

air pudding

Term generally denotes a lack of anything happening or something being woefully sub-standard.

Heather’s party was ridiculous, man. She didn’t invite anybody till the last minute, she told people it was BYOB, all she had was chips and dip and the stereo was broken. 100% air pudding, dude…

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

Pudding Face

When you're so high all you can do is smile like you stole pudding.

Yo is he high right now?
Of course he's high look at his pudding face!

by toketoketoke July 11, 2011

pudding palace

An adult bookstore that lonely old men jack off in and then try to leave without being seen. Referring to the stickyness of the floor.

I can't believe I walked in there!!! I had to throw away my Nike's because I was afraid they got pregnant, and I can't afford the child support.

by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005

pudding in the pot

What's left over if someone hasn't efficiently wiped their ass.

I was licking this chick up and down the other day, but I got to her ass and she still had pudding in the pot. I put the kaibosh on our relationship right then and there.

by Schismrobo April 1, 2008

Pudding It Off

The act of procrastinating while eating pudding. Popularized by a young fellow named Gage. Comes from the term Putting it off which simply means procrastinating.

Dude: Crap! I spent all night Pudding it off.
Dudett: Pudding what off?
Dude: My homework!
Dudett: Well, at least you ate some pudding.

by P0TARTER July 12, 2011

Hog's pudding

A sausage similar to black pudding and haggis, from the south-west of England, notably Devon and Cornwall.
Paler in colour than black pudding, it is a pale pinkish cream, and consists of delicious pork fat, suet, bread and oatmeal, and occasionally various bits of offal, like lungs and liver.
Hog's pudding has become quite fashionable in the last couple of years with the recent "local food" movement.

Yum, delicious hog's pudding... You can really taste the lungs!

Wow, I bet no one else in Chelsea is eating this, I'd better buy a box just to show how tradtional and authentic I am! - West London middle-classes.

by Nimbuspony February 19, 2008