piddle-padding

The act of rubbing your dick on everything.

"Ozzy was piddle-padding all around your bed and I just wanna know if he's been washed because I don't wanna get AIDs"
"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair??"
"RollAIDS"
hahahaha

by ChinChilla Cilla April 25, 2011

pride spiraling

pride spiraling is the opposite of shame spiraling. it is the exponential growth of one's ego. The sense of pride increases until the the penis shrinks into a black hole...until there is nothing left.

brad was pride spiraling so hard last night

by #Pridespiraling January 26, 2014

pridehopper

Someone that travels to LGBT events all over the country or workd.

Ken, a gay man from San Francisco, went to San Diego pride this weekend and will go Pride Chicago in Boyztown. Ken is a pridehopper.

by Transmaster August 12, 2015

Pride

Excessive belief in one's abilities.

"Joseph, Sonic, I have my Pride and I will not back down and let is be destroyed!"

Shadow the Hedgehog, Chaos Warriors. (My Fanmade Series)

by Ferguson Productions March 10, 2016

piddlebog

The act of driving obnoxiously fast in reverse through a parking lot, preferably passing over speed bumps as well.

"Bro, you want to go piddlebogging today?"
"Can't, car's broken."

by IronBlade October 22, 2016

Piddle fucking around

Taking your sweet ass time aka dilly dicking around or fucking off

My coworkers are not working they are over there piddle fucking around

by Yard boss April 14, 2017

piddlefinger

Piddlefingering is where one urinates on their fingers.

Hey Mary, I'm gonna go piddlefinger myself in the bathroom.

by Kanaminn43 August 4, 2017