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e-posit

When you deposit a check to your bank account using an online app. Past tense is "e-posited".
Yeah, I'm almost ready to go to lunch, just let me e-posit this check and then we can leave.
by luvmyreddog February 8, 2018
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instagram positivity

When someone describes a product or action that in reality is completely useless but somehow they can still find something positive to say about it; an instagram influencer describing literally any product.
Instagram model: “I love it when my boyfriend cums on my face! There’s so much protein in semen and it makes your face so soft. Who needs real face masks!”

Follower: “wow I love her instagram positivity!”
by Slimjimdick October 19, 2019
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corona positive

When someone attacked by corona (COVID-19🦠😷) ... He/she became corona positive 🥺🥺 in hindi - balle balle saava saava fokat ki chuti mil gayi lol 🤣
by 626267 September 19, 2021
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Pole position

When you're playing with your phone while driving and you position yourself with a pole and smash into it
Paul was driving his truck playing with his phone not paying attention put himself in a pole position and smashed into it
by Dirtye49 April 19, 2018
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Nun Position

Giraffe: Lets fuck and do the nun position
Kenan: Hell yeah!
by UrbanNbaWriter April 27, 2021
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The Ankha Position

The Ankha Position is where you play the Ankha Zone music and do the things Ankha does to the villager in THAT video.
Frank:Dude,me and my girlfriend did The Ankha Position last night
Tom:bro that’s so weird,or cool,I don’t know how I should react,how do you do it?
Frank:just watch Ankha Zone and play the music then let her do whatever the cat did to the villager.
Tom:alright bet
by The gayest clown July 15, 2022
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DJ position

When at a party without a paid DJ, whoever controls the music has "DJ position." The host could either pick a DJ, or if there is no specified DJ, a person can take control. In this case the DJ must follow the following rules:

1. All requests are to be granted.
2. Never play the same song twice.
3. Allow others to look through the library.
4. Never play two songs with the same artist in a row.
5. NEVER stop a song during play. Unless rule 6 applies.
6. If a game is going to be played by all or most of the partiers, during the explanation of the rules, the music must be turned down or paused depending on the importance of the song. A song is paused if it should be finished to be heard once the game starts.

It is considered a party foul if the DJ doesn't follow these rules. Especially when people are fighting over music.

If you are a requester, then you can not request two songs to be played consecutively. If you have to leave the room during the playing of your song, even to go to the bathroom, you can not ask for it to be played again. You shouldn't sit around while your song is being played, you must dance. This shows the DJ appreciation.

Often, there will not be a single DJ throughout the entire party, in that case if you control DJ position, and you leave, you can not take it back. You move your feet, you lose your seat in this case, no seat check. If a person controls DJ position for more than two songs, then he/she must abide by the 6 rules stated above.
She was hogging DJ position and played all the songs she knows I hate, what a bitch.

Dude, don't stop the song while everybody is dancing! PARTY FOUL!

I hate when someone takes DJ position just to play their songs, even though nobody wants to dance to that.
by pandapanda December 29, 2008
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