pork slider

That greasy, sweaty douchebag at the gym. He shops at buckle, is the macho man on the stair stepper, and slides into your DMs.

You're a real pork slider, you know that?

by TheOGporkslider July 31, 2016

Pork bomb

The gastric explosion in your stomach after you gorge yourself on ribs, brisket and the bbq trimmings. pig bomb, pork, bbq, bbq sauce, beef, beef ribs, baked beans, dinner, meal, food

I am still trying to digest the pork bomb I had for lunch. What did you eat? A full slab of ribs, and a pint of baked beans!

by joecoolthefool July 20, 2016

Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.

I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

Pork roasted

A innocent white girl getting filled up by multiple penises

That poor girl just got pork roasted

by Gonz989 September 11, 2021

Pork salad

Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.

Dude I was at a party last night and I saw this guy making pork salad in the bathtub.

by 000f August 23, 2021

pork it away

to waste something, to screw up a good opportunity that's been given you.

"You guys had a ten-point lead going into the half, but you just porked it away."

"I'm giving you another chance at this project, now don't pork it away."

by giutfsseukhj February 14, 2012

Pork Sleeves

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.

Hey Thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!

by saladsorceress March 12, 2011