Porch lady sits out on her porch, scanning and looking for anything worthy of gossip. A snooping master, she knows all and can rival any cat in a stare down.
That porch lady Ms. Martingale is one nosy bitch, she told my wife I was banging the neighbours daughter.
by Chris Markenson October 24, 2017
Get the porch ladymug. by Goatified March 9, 2021
Get the Porch Monkeymug. A slur describing someone in the inner city, likely unemployed and overweight, who spends their days on his/her porch or stoop drinking and cat calling women
by Parker Parker December 31, 2024
Get the porch burgermug. "Look at this Porch-Monkey"
by HarrietTubman'sduaghta May 17, 2022
Get the Porch-Monkeymug. Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021
Get the porch spidermug. 
Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.
Often confused with the vagina by human males.
The external genitals of the human female.
Often confused with the vagina by human males.
by D. D. D. September 6, 2023
Get the vagina porchmug.