poodle popper

anyone who has participated in the act of having sexual relations with a dog, not always a poodle, using this name usually makes them really mad. you can also call them poodle.

dude 1: Aww man poodle popper is coming.
dude 2: Why is he called poodle popper?
dude 1: because he fucked his dog dude!
dude 2: Aww that is sick!
poodle popper: Hey guys! what's up?
dude 1: nothing poodle.
poodle popper: I DIDN'T FUCK MY DOG!!!!!!
dude 1: Yeah whatever poodle.

by penis kicker March 18, 2006

poodlification

The act or process of removal of all instinct from an animal or being. This has been done over centuries to wolfs creating the modern day poodle.

Politicians see poodlification as means to tame soceity to conform to their wishes.

by Edd Rayner January 10, 2004

poodizzle

An urban medium sized dog, usually pit bull, lab or husky mixes. Most are rescued from shelters or are from feral bitches. These dogs are proudly owned by liberal urban professionals. Urban poodles, as it were.

Don't forget to pick up the poodizzle from day care and take her to the dog park.

by Shelby Dogparks January 13, 2005

Poodlesnatch

1. (v) the act of slapping in the card game, 'Egyptian Ratscrew'
2. A word of frustration to be shouted at any convenient moment
3. (v) an act of self-applied pleasure
4. (v) dog-napping

1. Hah! I poodlesnatched those cards from all of you!

2. Poodlesnatch! I just bit my lip!

3. Last night I poodlesnatched myself and it was amazing.

4. I'm so sad. My dog, Fluffy, was poodlesnatched yesterday!

by WhosJake March 26, 2009

oodle on a poodle

what you do to the bitch that doesnt make you a sandwich.

Hey, C-dog whats up?
Just shutup Bitch and make me a sandwich.
I aint your slave.
Then oodle on a poodle!

by cbiz4reel September 1, 2008

The Poodle

-phrase used in reference to John F. Kerry (D-MA).

John Kerry is a rich woman's pet! Let's just refer to him as The Poodle.

by RX May 5, 2004

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.

Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

by Robin February 6, 2005