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Free Pony 

What you will get when we elect Vermin Supreme for president in 2020!
"My free pony platform is of course is a jobs creation program it will create lots and lots of jobs once we ah switch over to pony based economy, it will also lower our dependence on foreign oil, we will also be able to turn all that pony poop into methane gas, and wonderful compost and we will be able to re-up our soil that is being depleted by aero-chemicals etcetera. etcetera. etcetera." - Vermin Supreme
Free Pony by Spooky G April 26, 2019
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–verb (used with object)

1. to draw away or divert, as the mind or attention.
2. to provide a pleasant or unpleasant diversion.
3. the act of running up to a person and interrupting them in the middle of a conversation as a young pony without any boundaries would.
1. The constant side-ponying from her co-workers made it hard to finish a deadline on time.
2. Needing to sneak the dog past the hotel clerk, my boyfriend side-ponied her by commenting on the shoes she was wearing.
3. We would always try to act really busy when the most recent retiree stopped by because he would inevitably side-pony us with banal banter and stories of 'back-in-the-day'.
Side-pony by javapunkster September 3, 2009

White Pony 

The name for Deftones 3rd album. Released in 2000 it is the follow up to Around the Fur. Many say this album to be their best. Album has a very unique sound almost psychedelic but with a touch of heavy metal. Definitely a good album for everyone to check out.
Have you checked out Deftones album White Pony yet?
White Pony by musashidtr September 14, 2010

cotton-pony 

"I cant go swimming with you today, As I am riding the cotton-pony!".
cotton-pony by ChrisBling January 18, 2006

pussy pony 

when a woman's vagina makes a wet, galloping noise during intercourse
"That bitch got dat pussy pony, I call her Seabuiscut"
pussy pony by B4D4ZZP0SS3 February 1, 2008

riding the cotton pony 

having a period; menstruating.
better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.