Minecraft

A 3d autism simulator. The fan base consists of 7 - 11 year old ass burger infested boys, and is created by the fattass Swedish developer Markus Persson aka Notch. It has a subreddit and that subreddit is filled with 25+ year old overwight man child basemwnt dwellers who have no job and steal their parents' internet. You can build shitty houses, kill very poorly done mobs, and kill pigs for pork. You can also ride pigs, one of Notch's sick fantasies. There are servers where you can blow up houses and shit for the lulz. This game is better known as "Chris-Chan's Extreme Autism: Underground." There is the occasional person who plays Minecraft and isn't an autistic, but there is a percentage of at least 100 that you will never find one. See also: autism.

Josh's brother: What are you doing, Josh?
Josh: oh jsut plying sum minecraft lol
Josh's brother: Oh, which mental disorder do you have?
Josh: lol wut

by weirddude62 May 9, 2013

minecraft youtuber

A pathetic low life that is trying to earn bank on youtube also while tryna keep his channel lowkey to his irl friends so he doesn't get bullied for life. Also the evolved version of a mc youtuber is a comentary channel.

A minecraft youtuber is a youtuber yeah lol

by kryptmc March 20, 2017

Minecraftsexual

Someone who is attracted sexually to the blocky look of a Minecraft skin, especially steve or alex, and possibly wears a "block suit" similar to that of a fur suit but instead of an anthropomorphic fursona being used as the exterior, it is their minecraft skin or blocksona

Jim: what's your sexuality
Alan: I am Minecraftsexual

by The Minecraft Man February 5, 2021

Minecraft Trolling

1. A person that wants to be a dick.

2.To troll a person to be a huge dick.

3. to annoy the fuck out of people

James: Hey did you see that fucker over there?
Richy: Yes I sure did, he was minecraft trolling.
James: I know that dumbass but why does he do it?
Richy: How the fuck do I know?

James: Because your in the Urban Dictionary.

James: And why the fuck is the a MLG Frog as the GIF?
Richy: Fuck knows

by 🍔 Burger King September 17, 2017

minecraft

a game where you build shit

#1 hey Anthony you wanna go to a

#2 get the fuck out of my room im playing minecraft

by hobbs12471 November 4, 2017

Minecraft

A game only real humans play

Real Person: Let's play minecraft!
Dumb Fuck: No, I'd rather play fortnite!

by Jhonnykleb July 19, 2020

minecraft

the game where kids get to rot their minds, build bloody nonsense, and fight with punky lil swords.

dang, my online classes aint workin', lemme play minecraft

by bxch September 2, 2020