One inch pinch 

A very small penis that is only able to be pinched because it’s just one inch

That man has a one inch pinch!

One inch pinch by Its_erin February 28, 2023

emergency shit pinch 

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.

FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"

emergency shit pinch by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023

Jonathan Walter Pinch 

Skibidy bop bop skibibop dee bop

Happy Birthday Jonathan Walter Pinch

Jonathan Walter Pinch by Spiderman3 August 13, 2023

2 inch pinch 

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

2 inch pinch by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

The Val Pinch 

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals

I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight

The Val Pinch by The True English April 11, 2024

The Val Pinch 

Where you insert one finger into the Anus and the thumb into the vagina of a woman and proceed to 'pinch' the thin membrane between the two areas chasing the woman to orgasm.

I want you to use the Val pinch on me tonight.

The Val Pinch by The True English April 11, 2024

2 finger pinch 

When a man’s penis is so small, he needs to stroke it with two fingers. 🤏

girl: dude did you see that video of the kid in the locker room?
friend: yes bro his dick was so small and he was doing the 2 finger pinch!

2 finger pinch by 2fingerpincher July 21, 2025