pitybull

Pit bull abandoned or stuck in a shelter and not being adopted

OMG there was such a sad pitybull at the shelter.

by Partsdriver July 17, 2022

phisyenrt

A girl in my class that is very short

Hey look at that girl she is a phisyenrt

by 12347353handle July 28, 2022

Phite

To fight hand over fist to keep benefits to survive

I had to phite with the insurance agency to prove documentation so that I don't have to pay for stupid PIPE prices on my insurance

by MrCoffee73 August 1, 2022

pity twerking

twerking out of depression and sadness

he was pity twerking at the funeral

by tropical bird September 15, 2022

Pity Ham

Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.

Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.

Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.

by Max Baskin February 14, 2023

Pity Fishing

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention

Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling

by bertio mattack December 8, 2022

Pityship

a relationship/situationship held together merely by the pity felt by either party on their counterpart.

When Kanye was in debt, Kim felt very very bad. Why she aint leave? They was in a pityship.

by kimye91 May 3, 2023