puerta rican pecker 

one whose pecker(penis)is mexican or has salsa on for a female to lick off.

Linda told you to get your fricken puerta rican pecker off of her.

puerta rican pecker by Ron Allen February 7, 2008

turtle pecker 

A turtle pecker describes any man's penis that is more of a grower than a shower. A penis that when seen limp appears to not have a head at all because it is tucked into the foreskin.

I am not sure that I will be able to fuck Kevin again, after we finished and he was getting dressed, I noticed that he had a turtle pecker!

turtle pecker by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

the woody wood pecker 

when your girls giving you head and right before you blow you tickle her until she laughs like woody wood pecker

kiefer love'd pulling "the woody wood pecker" on his girl jennifer last night

the woody wood pecker by the original woody June 6, 2011

The cat and the pecker 

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.

did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?

The cat and the pecker by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010

wreaked pecker 

Undiagnosed sexual infection

Guy, I gotta get checked out! Chick i was with on the weekend gave me a bad case of wreaked pecker,

Girl, I think that Guy I was with on the weekend had a bad case or wreaked pecker, I better get a check out.

wreaked pecker by epycrate February 4, 2010

broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

broken pecker by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

tree-pecker 

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.

Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.

tree-pecker by swagchampsonthree March 27, 2016