The Peter parker

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

Dude I did the Peter Parker on that girls face lastnight!

by Sweaty Petty March 14, 2023

parker broach

The coolest kid at Pin Oak and basically the whole world.

Parker Broach is way cooler than Andrew Brown.

by coll kid 54646 March 05, 2021

Dick Parker

For one who parks dicks in there special holes

Bitch. Im such a dick parker all the boys love me

by Im a dick parker September 03, 2018

CJ Parker

A character of the long running tv series Baywatch, played by the one and only Pamela Anderson. CJ was a fairly mundane character whose only saving grace was her massive breasts. She did lots or running (or bouncing I should say) in slow motion wearing her tight red bathing suit. She also had a terrible habit of falling in love with every man who came into contact with her.

"(CJ Parker)was hands down the best thing about (Baywatch)."

by dolly_88 April 11, 2009

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 25, 2018

Camilla Parker-Bowles

A breed of horse often found in the Windsor area, favoured for riding by some members of the British Royal Family. Much adored by horsemounters.

At the Beijing Olympics, Prince Charles rode into the arena on Camilla Parker-Bowles, but he was beaten by a six-year-old Chinese contestant on crack, riding a dead Tibetan.

by anuspounder September 10, 2008

sarah jessica parker

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.

Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.

by Cazz January 31, 2006