Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

Panda Parents

The exact opposite of Tiger parents or Tiger Mom/Dad. They are lazy and don't care much for what there kids do.

Dude his/her parents are total panda parents.

by slide street January 26, 2016

accessory parents

Parents that have kids as an accessory to the outfit or the ensemble of their life style.

This beauty pageant is full of accessory parents

by novium January 11, 2017

extreme parenting

The act of raising 3 or more over-scheduled kids, especially in a busy urban or suburban area, and you go from man-to-man coverage to playing zone and the play clock is always running.

My wife and I just had our fourth kid and now we have to practice extreme parenting.

by ExtremeParent July 11, 2017

Only-parenting

When you're doing more than just single parenting!! When you are all they've got and you do it ALL!!! When the other parent is alive, but is as if they're dead...Not a single penny or second of their time is given to help you!!

I am a mother only-parenting my children.

by Onlyparenting September 4, 2017

chronic parents

parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow

hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"

by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018

Ur Parents bi

Its used by people which dont know how to play the game

Me: ur mom gay
Steve: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap
Me: ur sister a mister
Steve: ur parents bi
Everyone: Wtf steve, was that supposed to be an insult?
Steve: *kills himself*

by Donald Jack Trump March 18, 2018