Paramedic

Icy blooded, steel natured, beast capable of doing the near impossible with almost nothing to work with in the worst conditions for the least possible pay. Given twice the social responsibility of law enforcement and none of the authority, while firefighters are running into the burning building, paramedics take up residence in the burning building and start unpacking boxes and paying rent.

Stepping out of the ambulance and surveying the scene the paramedic sighed and said, "Get my coffee, it's going to be a long shift. "

by Old_Scratch July 1, 2015

Bulls On Parade

A group of fat chicks dressed up, but still messy, to go out and hunt for men.

Dude, check out those bulls on parade. i don't care how drunk it am, don't let me go home with one of them.

by BeachTiffany July 13, 2012

paratamize

sodomy from a gay metal singer

Gonna cut to the bone as you groan
And they'll paratamize you

extract from judas priest - hell patrol

by knob halford August 20, 2009

Poop Paratrooper

Modern day analogy of a dingleberry.

Jennifer is such a poop paratrooper. She is absolutely worthless.

by SOTO September 12, 2007

parasexual

A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.

I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. Does that make me parasexual?

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

Super-duper Paratrooper

Slang term for an Airborne soldier. A high speed, hard charging killer who wears jump boots, arrives to battle from the sky and lands ready for combat

That sergeant over there with the 82nd patch? He's a super-duper Paratrooper

by ArmyPFC January 24, 2009

Parapendicular

Giving the illusion of being perpendicular.

Joe made a mistake of assuming the parapendicular lines were in fact perpendicular, causing him to only earn a C- on his geometry exam.

by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009