pagida

vigina

i like licking pagidas!

by Bill May 7, 2003

paedophilanthropy

The act of being generous to child molesters

"I'm going to go paedophilanthropize that guy"

by Omar Ravenhurst June 1, 2005

Paedosaurus

A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.

Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?

Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man

by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012

Paedophile

A teacher that likes to take girls time and waste their breaks on talking about irrelevant things, and is also very sexually attracted to her and is usually an adult.

Take the hint sir?

Me: Omg my math teacher is such a paedophile.
Friend: No he isn't

*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.

by cheaterfinders April 20, 2019

Front Pager

A pubescent youth who pours over the front page of YTMND every day rejoicing every time a new Brian Peppers site is created, or an internet war with Ebaum is started. These lowly half-humans now inhabit the once-peaceful YTMND forums, yet they stand out among the regular members because no one likes them. The projected maximum age for one of these Front Pagers is 17 to 18, where they will commit suicide as a joke over the internet. Some more famous (therefore making them gayer) frontpagers include MasterSitsu, Syncan, and Boomaga.

DrMongol: Oh no, Max linked the forums to the front page. Invasion is imminent.
NoccGuy: Here come the front pagers. I wish them death.
Front Pagers: kekekekekkekekekekek llolo Gay fuel!1

Kevin Bacon: I scared away the front pagers with my nudity.

by Lars Bacon August 14, 2006

Landing Page

A useless item left over from the dawn of the internet when search engines worked poorly. It is nothing more than a collection of advertisement diarrhea spewed all over the internet pointing back to some poor pathetic website desperate for attention, and lacking any meaningful content or services, resorts to using this ancient and useless technique.

After searching for "cheap pickles" I found a site that claimed to specialize in selling cheap pickles, but it was just a landing page for a terrible online store that didn't have any cheap pickles at all.

by Dirtfarmer4life September 29, 2010

page 259

The photo of a sexy man in a commonly-used math book

Martha: Would you take a look at that page 259! Damn, he is FINE!
Betty: Mmm, give me some of that!

by M.Lester December 5, 2007