ostrich-explosion

a larger than normal ostrich or mega-ostrich as it is commonly known, explodes and the scattered remains form several new ostriches. most commonly seen in ostriches native to Denmark.

"dude did you see that ostrich-explosion!"
"no"

by cat pajamas 98 August 5, 2008

Ostrich belt

Twisting the testes around the penis and placing them above one's belt buckle. This resembles a belt made of ostrich skin.

Dude, we got so drunk last night that I showed everyone my ostrich belt.

by Amiga de los chupacabras July 6, 2010

Angry Ostrich

The violent waving of arms that occurs, during love making, when the mate "accidentally" slips it in the back door.

I tried going in the back door and she was waving her arms like an Angry Ostrich.

by Cmac1975 February 14, 2017

Irish Ostrich

Someone who is unlucky. Originally derived from an unlucky animal killed by an motor vehicle in Australia. The "Irish" in name refers to the animal acting drunk. For example, animals like kangaroos or ostriches can jump towards speeding vehicles nonsensically.

You're as lucky as an Irish Ostrich on the pokies mate

by Slang Sultan June 19, 2023

ostrich hunter and chair slider boy

The best superhero tandum since batman and robin

"Yo man you c ostrich hunter and chair slider boy doubled team that ho last nite? fuckin piiiimps"

by OHCSB December 2, 2004

ostity

The feeling that everything is in its right place.

Life is amazing right now; I feel nothing but ostity.

by George Kamel July 28, 2008

Ostrigised

when a group of people, apparently friends, single out an individual to put their head in the sand.

at the beach, a number of friends ostrigised a certain person for his/her anti-social behaviour and he/she was made to bury their head in the sand for an hour.

by James Madden December 21, 2006